#77 – MC Hammer – “U Can’t Touch This” – (1990)

Hammer Pants! If you can do a good rendition of the “Hammertime Dance,” then I suggest you do it – always. Oh, MC Hammer everybody loved you – even white people… especially white people – which is why your fall from grace is so odd. You were once the king of cool… 15 years later you’re doing bankruptcy commercials. This is one of those songs that you can sing every word and you know you love “Super Freak” going on in the background. It’s easily one of the best rap songs of all time. Also from Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt ‘Em was his cover of the Chi-Lites’ “Have You Seen Her?” (And you’re right – this song should be higher on the list).